This is partly why I have no desire to own a new motorcycle, especially a new BMW.
A rider of a new BMW was cruising along when the electronic tire pressure sensor indicated the front tire was rapidly losing air. The rider stopped at a service station to check this out, and of course turned off the ignition. Examination revealed the front tire wasn't losing air. Great! But...when the rider tried to start the engine, the electronic security system failed, meaning that the motorcycle didn't recognize the rider's ignition key.
So we have two false indications of problems, the first bringing minor inconvenience but the second requiring a tow truck.
My 35 year old BMW will never have either of these problems. My motorcycle was built back when BMW advertisements proclaimed "K.I.S.S.," explaining that this meant "Keep it simple, Stupid!" Plus, my bike has the added advantage of sounding like a motorcycle instead of sounding like a blender. Other "quaint" features of a 35 year old BMW compared to a new BMW: 100 pounds lighter; center of gravity several inches lower; simple and very effective air cooling system with no moving parts compared to oil-cooled cylinder heads with radiator and hoses; battery assessible by flipping up the seat compared to significant motorcycle disassembly to even see the battery in a new BMW; big fat torque curve works with a 4-speed transmission versus rev-happy narrow power band with a 6-speed transmission; saddle 2 or 3 inches lower; and, aesthetically, doesn't compete with some new BMWs for the title "Ugliest motorcycle of all time."
Over the past 35 years, many improvements have come along -- 1/4 inch and 5 pounds at a time. But in the aggregate, the rider isn't better off by the sum of it all. Today's riders have been outsmarted by the psychology that more is better. In architecture, there's long been the slogan, "More is less." I agree with that.
A rider of a new BMW was cruising along when the electronic tire pressure sensor indicated the front tire was rapidly losing air. The rider stopped at a service station to check this out, and of course turned off the ignition. Examination revealed the front tire wasn't losing air. Great! But...when the rider tried to start the engine, the electronic security system failed, meaning that the motorcycle didn't recognize the rider's ignition key.
So we have two false indications of problems, the first bringing minor inconvenience but the second requiring a tow truck.
My 35 year old BMW will never have either of these problems. My motorcycle was built back when BMW advertisements proclaimed "K.I.S.S.," explaining that this meant "Keep it simple, Stupid!" Plus, my bike has the added advantage of sounding like a motorcycle instead of sounding like a blender. Other "quaint" features of a 35 year old BMW compared to a new BMW: 100 pounds lighter; center of gravity several inches lower; simple and very effective air cooling system with no moving parts compared to oil-cooled cylinder heads with radiator and hoses; battery assessible by flipping up the seat compared to significant motorcycle disassembly to even see the battery in a new BMW; big fat torque curve works with a 4-speed transmission versus rev-happy narrow power band with a 6-speed transmission; saddle 2 or 3 inches lower; and, aesthetically, doesn't compete with some new BMWs for the title "Ugliest motorcycle of all time."
Over the past 35 years, many improvements have come along -- 1/4 inch and 5 pounds at a time. But in the aggregate, the rider isn't better off by the sum of it all. Today's riders have been outsmarted by the psychology that more is better. In architecture, there's long been the slogan, "More is less." I agree with that.
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