Chapter 9, Magri’s Quick Delivery Service, My First Business, Part 1
From the Autobiography of Armando Magri
My most intriguing job of all time was a motorcycle delivery service I ran in Chico. In the spring of 1934, I was out of work, out of money and getting hungrier by the day. America was deep in the Great Depression. Which made it harder to obtain off-season work.
In desperation, I came up with the idea of the delivery service. I owned a 1927 Harley-Davidson at the time. This would be my work horse. I acquired a 1917 sidecar frame that had wheels, but no body. It took a week to find someone with enough money to loan me the $1.50 I needed for lumber to build a box on the frame.
The box was five by two and half feet, and it wasn’t pretty, but I paid a local sign painter to put my name on the box. After scraping up $3 for business cards, this would be my only advertising. Newspaper ads were too expensive.
MAGRI’S QUICK DELIVERY Any article under 50 pounds
Delivered anywhere in the city for 10 cents
Phone 99-CHICO
I shared a very small office with a parking attendant at the Park Garage on 4th Street. All I needed now was a business license and some customers. One of my close friends, Gene Lewis, worked over at Clyde Bowman’s ice plant.
Gene was telling Mr. Bowman about me needing a license, so Bowman offered me a deal. He would advance me the eight dollars for the city license, and I was to pay him back, 10 cents at a time, by delivering ice cream or ice. If I was short on cash, Bowman would loan me some. If not, each 10-cent delivery worked off my loan.
On the first day of business I grossed 30 cents. Not discouraged, the next day I grossed 80 cents. On the third day, I grossed over a dollar, and was off to the races as an independent businessman.
Every Saturday evening after work, I would remove the sidecar, which took about 5 minutes, and I had weekend transportation for anything I wanted to do.
While running the service, I had some really wild experiences. In Chico, at that time, there were four houses of prostitution. These were often called “sport houses.” I was delivering groceries to one of these houses during the afternoon. I knocked on the door, and a nice-looking lady, very scantily dressed, opened it. As I put her groceries down, she tried to sell me her services for $1.50. “I get 10 cents for this delivery and you want me to spend $1.50 on you?” She didn’t say another word, but gave me a 50-cent tip.
There was another sport house, an old run-down hotel, on the corner of 8th and Broadway. I saw a woman sitting in the window upstairs, having a smoke. I called up to her and asked for one, and she threw the whole pack down. When tossing it back up, I deliberately tossed it low. So, I walked the cigarettes upstairs and handed the woman my card, saying I could run errands and make deliveries for her. Her name was Shirley. Over the months she and her madam, named Bee, gave me a lot of business.
I got a call from Bee once, asking me to pick up an order at the Aisthorpe Lumber Company. She had ordered two sections of plywood, each measuring three by six feet. After hauling these pieces up 50 steps to the hotel’s 2nd floor, I asked Bee what she wanted them for. Bee had me fit each one under a bed mattress. She said her girls had been working too hard.
Shirley didn’t have a car, but loved to go horseback riding a couple of days a week. I was hired to pick her up at 6am and deliver her to the riding stables. Shirley was the most unusual merchandise I ever hauled. I usually took back roads, because I didn’t want to be seen with a hooker. There was no hanky-panky involved. Shirley always gave me a nice tip, and would take a regular cab home.
Shirley wasn’t the only one who got a ride in my sidehack. I was also a favorite with kids in my neighborhood. They always hollered at me when I rode by, I gave one kid a ride, and before I knew it, was besieged with kids. I would pile them in and take a spin around the block. It was a lot of fun. There wasn’t a kid in Chico who didn’t know the Magri’s Quick Delivery guy.
I received a good amount of regular business from the town’s brothels, which makes sense when you think about it. They would want things delivered as much as possible. One day I had a call to deliver a box of groceries over to 1st Street. I kicked on the door, as my hands were full.
When the door opened, three prostitutes were standing there. I had never seen these particular “sport girls” before. One of them said, “Look at this nice young boy. Let’s rape him.” I said, “If you take this box of groceries off my hands, I’ll help you!”
They were so eager, they couldn’t decide who should go first, they said. I told them to “call 99” when they figured it out, and let me know. I’m still waiting for that call.
Another time I got a call from two new girls who wanted me to run an errand for them. When I arrived, they noticed my shirt was rather threadbare. They looked at one another and, in unison, ripped off my shirt. It was all in good fun, but “how am I going to finish deliveries this way?” I asked. They gave me three dollars for a new shirt, and a beautiful white shirt with pinstripes. It was a good deal, since I paid 59 cents for the original shirt. I found out later that Bee had told them about me, and they just wanted to have some fun.
I also delivered medical reports to Shirley, from old Dr. Mouton. He was the doctor who treated my crushed shoulder from the car accident I had at the age of two (a separate story, I was run over by a car and survived it, but forever lost the muscles that worked my arm above my left shoulder). Not only did I get paid by the doc, Shirley would tip me on the other end, usually 50 cents. All told, the girls were pretty nice to me, and generous with tips. We had a lot of fun kidding each other.
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From the Autobiography of Armando Magri
My most intriguing job of all time was a motorcycle delivery service I ran in Chico. In the spring of 1934, I was out of work, out of money and getting hungrier by the day. America was deep in the Great Depression. Which made it harder to obtain off-season work.
In desperation, I came up with the idea of the delivery service. I owned a 1927 Harley-Davidson at the time. This would be my work horse. I acquired a 1917 sidecar frame that had wheels, but no body. It took a week to find someone with enough money to loan me the $1.50 I needed for lumber to build a box on the frame.
The box was five by two and half feet, and it wasn’t pretty, but I paid a local sign painter to put my name on the box. After scraping up $3 for business cards, this would be my only advertising. Newspaper ads were too expensive.
MAGRI’S QUICK DELIVERY Any article under 50 pounds
Delivered anywhere in the city for 10 cents
Phone 99-CHICO
I shared a very small office with a parking attendant at the Park Garage on 4th Street. All I needed now was a business license and some customers. One of my close friends, Gene Lewis, worked over at Clyde Bowman’s ice plant.
Gene was telling Mr. Bowman about me needing a license, so Bowman offered me a deal. He would advance me the eight dollars for the city license, and I was to pay him back, 10 cents at a time, by delivering ice cream or ice. If I was short on cash, Bowman would loan me some. If not, each 10-cent delivery worked off my loan.
On the first day of business I grossed 30 cents. Not discouraged, the next day I grossed 80 cents. On the third day, I grossed over a dollar, and was off to the races as an independent businessman.
Every Saturday evening after work, I would remove the sidecar, which took about 5 minutes, and I had weekend transportation for anything I wanted to do.
While running the service, I had some really wild experiences. In Chico, at that time, there were four houses of prostitution. These were often called “sport houses.” I was delivering groceries to one of these houses during the afternoon. I knocked on the door, and a nice-looking lady, very scantily dressed, opened it. As I put her groceries down, she tried to sell me her services for $1.50. “I get 10 cents for this delivery and you want me to spend $1.50 on you?” She didn’t say another word, but gave me a 50-cent tip.
There was another sport house, an old run-down hotel, on the corner of 8th and Broadway. I saw a woman sitting in the window upstairs, having a smoke. I called up to her and asked for one, and she threw the whole pack down. When tossing it back up, I deliberately tossed it low. So, I walked the cigarettes upstairs and handed the woman my card, saying I could run errands and make deliveries for her. Her name was Shirley. Over the months she and her madam, named Bee, gave me a lot of business.
I got a call from Bee once, asking me to pick up an order at the Aisthorpe Lumber Company. She had ordered two sections of plywood, each measuring three by six feet. After hauling these pieces up 50 steps to the hotel’s 2nd floor, I asked Bee what she wanted them for. Bee had me fit each one under a bed mattress. She said her girls had been working too hard.
Shirley didn’t have a car, but loved to go horseback riding a couple of days a week. I was hired to pick her up at 6am and deliver her to the riding stables. Shirley was the most unusual merchandise I ever hauled. I usually took back roads, because I didn’t want to be seen with a hooker. There was no hanky-panky involved. Shirley always gave me a nice tip, and would take a regular cab home.
Shirley wasn’t the only one who got a ride in my sidehack. I was also a favorite with kids in my neighborhood. They always hollered at me when I rode by, I gave one kid a ride, and before I knew it, was besieged with kids. I would pile them in and take a spin around the block. It was a lot of fun. There wasn’t a kid in Chico who didn’t know the Magri’s Quick Delivery guy.
I received a good amount of regular business from the town’s brothels, which makes sense when you think about it. They would want things delivered as much as possible. One day I had a call to deliver a box of groceries over to 1st Street. I kicked on the door, as my hands were full.
When the door opened, three prostitutes were standing there. I had never seen these particular “sport girls” before. One of them said, “Look at this nice young boy. Let’s rape him.” I said, “If you take this box of groceries off my hands, I’ll help you!”
They were so eager, they couldn’t decide who should go first, they said. I told them to “call 99” when they figured it out, and let me know. I’m still waiting for that call.
Another time I got a call from two new girls who wanted me to run an errand for them. When I arrived, they noticed my shirt was rather threadbare. They looked at one another and, in unison, ripped off my shirt. It was all in good fun, but “how am I going to finish deliveries this way?” I asked. They gave me three dollars for a new shirt, and a beautiful white shirt with pinstripes. It was a good deal, since I paid 59 cents for the original shirt. I found out later that Bee had told them about me, and they just wanted to have some fun.
I also delivered medical reports to Shirley, from old Dr. Mouton. He was the doctor who treated my crushed shoulder from the car accident I had at the age of two (a separate story, I was run over by a car and survived it, but forever lost the muscles that worked my arm above my left shoulder). Not only did I get paid by the doc, Shirley would tip me on the other end, usually 50 cents. All told, the girls were pretty nice to me, and generous with tips. We had a lot of fun kidding each other.
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