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    A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in
    Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by
    the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.


    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.


    The reporter addressing the Harley rider says,
    'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've
    seen a man do in my whole life.'

    The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
    was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

    The reporter says,
    'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
    So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

    The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

    U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN
    IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

    That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
    AMCA #3149
    http://www.thegoodoldmotorcyclepartscompany.com

  • #2
    Indeed it does ! I'm still peeved over the dismissal of the case of the Black Panther voter intimidation at the polls. And also peeved as to why the one Panther member involed, who was preaching kill all the whites and their babies also, was not arrested for hate crimes.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Paps View Post
      Indeed it does ! I'm still peeved over the dismissal of the case of the Black Panther voter intimidation at the polls. And also peeved as to why the one Panther member involed, who was preaching kill all the whites and their babies also, was not arrested for hate crimes.
      he called them " CRACKERS" If that is not A raciest hate crime I do not know what is !!!

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      • #4
        Ya don't think that ding-dong has a grip with world , do ya! What that guy does need is a foot or two up his ass.
        AMCA #3149
        http://www.thegoodoldmotorcyclepartscompany.com

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        • #5
          The main point about this scumbag is the hypocracy around it. The Justice department ends his case, yet they go after Arizona for passing just legislation.

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          • #6
            Since I began participating in the AMCA form, I've read a few little things here and there that I didn't agree with. Sometimes I wonder how a bunch of guys who have such a wonderful common interest, can be so disagreeable at times.

            In the case of this particular thread, I don't doubt that someone will chime in to disagree with the sentiments expressed.

            I want to chime in to say that I AGREE WHOLE - HEARTEDLY WITH ALL Y'ALL!

            The joke was funny (I don't care who y' are), though all too true. The crap that is peddled to us by the news media as 'news' is mostly left-wing slanted 'progressive' minded bull-sh!t.

            Good is being called 'Bad' and evil called 'good'. I ain't happy about it, but that's the way it is.

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            • #7
              that just makes me think how unbelievably forgiving most blacks are after all the crap we put them through. that dude is just a sad case and surely will only intimidate the weak

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              • #8
                Barry, watch that we stuff. I didn’t do a damm thing to anybody and or am I going to apologize for crap that had nothing to do with me. I will tell you what I did though. Forty years of my pay check being raided for bullshit socialist programs that the Democrats rammed down my throat. They got section 8 housing, free medical, food stamps and around here in this democrat strong hold. They even send the man to take out their garbage so they don’t have to strain themselves (Democrats know were there votes are). My children have been denied jobs because of Affirmative Action because there the wrong color and after fifty years, It's a total falure. Like I said, watch that we stuff. My conscience is as clean as a Vegas hooker after a bath and a good douche. Bob
                Last edited by Robert Luland; 07-08-2010, 08:25 PM.
                AMCA #3149
                http://www.thegoodoldmotorcyclepartscompany.com

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                • #9
                  I feel luckier by the day to have been born up here. the only thing bitter is the winter wind

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Robert Luland View Post
                    Barry, watch that we stuff. I didn’t do a damm thing to anybody and or am I going to apologize for crap that had nothing to do with me. I will tell you what I did though. Forty years of my pay check being raided for bullshit socialist programs that the Democrats rammed down my throat. They got section 8 housing, free medical, food stamps and around here in this democrat strong hold. They even send the man to take out their garbage so they don’t have to strain themselves (Democrats know were there votes are). My children have been denied jobs because of Affirmative Action because there the wrong color and after fifty years, It's a total falure. Like I said, watch that we stuff. My conscience is as clean as a Vegas hooker after a bath and a good douche. Bob
                    A spell check or a proof read. They / their / they are

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Barry Brown View Post
                      I feel luckier by the day to have been born up here. the only thing bitter is the winter wind
                      Then please stay there. We don't need your type south of the border. I didn't do a fricken thing to anyone, except give a large portion of my taxes to them.

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                      • #12
                        You guys are missing the point. This event isn't organized by a race. It is organized by communist, marxist, progressives ! All mentioned can be found on both sides of the isle, dems and reps. Martin Luther King would have taken those a-holes out himself.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by silentgreyfello View Post
                          Then please stay there. We don't need your type south of the border. I didn't do a fricken thing to anyone, except give a large portion of my taxes to them.
                          Thanks for the warning. I think that Americans are always welcome in Canada no matter what their political views . Ironic that we are less religious but more egalitarian and much less xenophobic.

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                          • #14
                            Spoken like a true gentleman Barry. I am one American who would always welcome you to my home!
                            Robbie
                            Robbie Knight Amca #2736

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Barry Brown View Post
                              Thanks for the warning. I think that Americans are always welcome in Canada no matter what their political views . Ironic that we are less religious but more egalitarian and much less xenophobic.
                              Thanks Mr Brown, and you're very welcome here too. Coffee's on me!

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